When a killer sloth attacks you, you die slowly. At least, I assume so!
If the trailer is any indication, Slotherhouse is everything you hope it would be: A silly horror comedy where a sloth named Alpha begins murdering people in the sorority house where they’ve become the mascot.
Here’s the official synopsis:
It’s senior year of college for sorority sister Emily Young and for the first time ever, Sigma Lambda Theta is having elections for who will be president. Wanting to have a killer year, Emily Young realizes she might just be the best option for her sorority. While beginning her campaign, she finds an adorable sloth that steals her heart and soon realizes she just might steal the hearts, and votes, of her sorority sisters. But when bodies slowly begin to pile up in the Sigma Lambda Theta house, Emily and her sorority sisters realize the deaths are being caused by their new house mascot, the cuddly sloth Alpha. Will Emily and her sisters escape the house with their lives? Or is this death-sloth with 3 razor sharp claws too quick for them?
Never has a puppet sloth been so scary!
The movie stars Lisa Ambalavanar, Sydney Craven, Olivia Rouyre, Bianca Beckles-Rose, Andrew Horton, Sutter Nolan, Grace Patterson, Milica Vrzić, Annamaria Serda, Rudi Rok (Voice of Alpha), Tiff Stevenson, Stefan Kapičić, and Kelly Lynn Reiter. The story comes from the brains of Bradley Fowler and Cady Lanigan, and it’s directed by Matthew Goodhue.
Slotherhouse comes to theaters on August 30, 2023 and is only rated PG-13, so bring the family!
Here’s the poster to tide you over in the meantime:
